Housewives of Miami's Elsa Patton Plastic Surgery

Today's cosmetic tale comes from a rather obscure television personality, who is actually the mother of 'Real Housewives of Miami' cast member Marysol Patton.

Her name is Elsa Patton, and believe it or not she's a self-proclaimed witch, not to mention a daughter-described psychic who's pleasantly "quite funny".
And i must say, judging from her other-worldly appearance, she could easily be typecast as both a psychic and a witch, if she were to ever try her hand in the acting business.

But lets get back to the matter at hand, and by "hand" i mean "face"... And what exactly is going on with Ms. Elsa Patton's magical mug?

That seems to be the unanswered question making its way around the 'information super highway', unfortunately without any solid conclusions to date.

However, if we were to take a stab at solving Elsa Patton's "look", we'd estimate shes undergone more than a few plastic surgery procedures in her day. Including a nose job (rhinoplasty) operation, a brow lift and perhaps one too many lip and facial filler injections.

Call me crazy, but i can definitely see two or three shades of Mickey Rourke in this picasso of presumed plastic surgery. How about you?

Steven Tyler Before After American Idol Plastic Surgery?

Ever since Steven Tyler made his big American Idol debut, judging alongside fellow singer Jennifer Lopez, and real dog Randy Jackson, there has been a whole lot of gibber jabber concerning his appearance.

But, is it the look of a worn-out rock star, a man with entirely too much makeup on, or perhaps the signs of a little cosmetic tweaking?
The National Enquirer touched on the subject, and at least one board certified plastic surgeon thinks he may have received facial fillers, in an attempt to decrease hollowness around the eyes and present an overall more youthful structure.

Others have also suggested the possibility of Mr. Tyler receiving botox injections in his forehead, to minimize wrinkling.

For as long as i can remember, Steven Tyler has had a very unique look about him, somewhat reminiscent of a 21st century witchdoctor... perhaps attributed to his wild rock and roll lifestyle, crazy makeup, and maybe even some plastic surgery of late.

Candice Bergen Before After Plastic Surgery (Botox)

Candice Bergen before and after plastic surgery? Botox, facelift?

Candice Bergen is a wonderfully talented American actress and former fashion model,
who has been serving in show business for well over forty years now, and undoubtedly best known for her self-titled role on the television sitcom Murphy Brown. Although she is also quite accomplished on the silver screen as well.

As with many aging actresses, coupled with her recent resurgence, Ms. Bergen has been the target of numerous plastic surgery rumors. And being the cool cucumber that she is, she addressed the idea of cosmetic surgery while chatting it up with Good Housekeeping...

Well, of course I approve! It would be dishonest for me to say otherwise, I have had some botox and some plumping up done, but I am trying to avoid the actual "lift." I don't want to look like some of these people who have frozen faces and ears. Some people go too far with it...but maybe I haven't gone far enough?

Very straight forward and honest answer, now if only it was this easy with the majority of actors/actresses? Who feel no need to address their recent change in appearance.

Kim Basinger before and after plastic surgery

And when Candice Bergen says she has only had botox and some "plumping up" done, we believe her... Mainly because we see no other signs of any nip/tucks in those certain areas.

Gina Gershon Before After Nose Job?

Gina Gershon before and after plastic surgery?

Gina Gershon is an accomplished actress and ageless beauty, featured in movies including Bound, Showgirls and Cocktail.

Ms. Gershon is quickly closing in on fifty years of age, however she has maintained her youthful appearance quite nicely over the years, however many believe this is directly attributed to the use of plastic surgery, with speculation including a nose job (rhinoplasty), botox and facial fillers.

Brooke Shields before and after plastic surgery

So lets take and minute and analysis her nose, which is certainly a very slender schnoz, with exceptionally small nostrils, however that doesn't automatically mean shes had a nose job procedure.
In fact, after shuffling through a plethora of old photos, i wasn't able to locate a single snapshot that would suggest plastic surgery, with the exception of varies angles and lighting that tend to create false comparisons.

Ally Walker before and after plastic surgery

With that being said, i think its quite evident that Gina Gershon has experimented with botox injections and facial fillers. Which seems very clear in this recent photo of the lovely actress.

Queen Silvia of Sweden - Royal Plastic Surgery?

Queen Silvia of Sweden before and after plastic surgery?

Men and women of the field, halt and gather round as we welcome the Queen of Sweden, Ms. Silvia. Shes a 'German' born lady, who has served as queen since the summer of 1976.

Karen Mulder before and after plastic surgery

Local tabloid magazines have raised the idea of plastic surgery and made numerous claims regarding her majesty's changing appearance, suggesting her highness may have dabbled in cheek implants or perhaps facial fillers.

Cheryl Tiegs before and after plastic surgery

It seems to be all but clear, Queen Silvia of Sweden has undergone some type of cosmetic surgery, however the lips of the royal staff are tightly sealed, and perhaps heavily plumped...

Danielle Staub Before After Plastic Surgery

Danielle Staub before and after plastic surgery.

Here we have the easily irritable and almost always unpleasant former Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub, showcased in a before and after photo which highlights the drastic transformation that rendered her the nickname "plastic chipmunk".

Hilary Swank before and after breast implants

We only kid about the nickname, but in all seriousness, Danielle Staub has truly taken on a new form, since the above mugshot photo was taken in 1986, however the only plastic surgery procedures shes fessing up to is botox and multiple breast augmentations.
Despite these modest confessions, Ms. Staub is also rumored to have undergone a few more drastic modifications, including a nose job, mini facelift and cheek/chin fillers.

Shauna Sand before and after plastic surgery

Regardless of how much plastic surgery shes endured, the fact of the matter is, we probably won't be seeing much of Danielle Staub on television anymore, after being booted from the Real Housewives of New Jersey series, amid rumors that her fellow castmates would not return to the show unless she was axed.

Judge Reinhold Plastic Surgery?

Judge Reinhold before and after plastic surgery makeover?

Many of you will remember actor, Judge Reinhold, for his role in classic 80's flicks such as Fast Times at Ridgemont High and the Beverly Hills Cop series. However some of you may not quite recognize the actor today, as it would appear a makeover of sorts has taken place...

Rupert Everett before and after plastic surgery

It was earlier this year when rumors began to swirl, after Mr. Reinhold took to the red carpet while looking awfully different, and showing signs of plastic surgery with a doughy and stretched facial texture. Somewhat reminiscent of our good pal, Mickey Rourke, though slightly less drastic.
If plastic surgery is the culprit in Mr. Reinhold's change of appearance, the procedures are presumed to be a minor facelift, and then some facial fillers to even everything out, or at least try.

Vince Neil before and after plastic surgery

Others have suggested cheek implants, however the tightening of a facelift can often result in more defined looking cheek bones.

Julie Newmar Before After Plastic Surgery

Julie Newmar before and after plastic surgery.

How could anyone forget iconic actress, Julie Newmar, best remembered for her role as Catwomen on the 1960s television series Batman.

The timeless actress is now well into her seventies, however she isn't conceding to the inevitable effects of aging, in fact it would appear that Ms. Newmar has gone great lengths to halt her beauty from fading.

Marie Osmond before and after plastic surgery

Julie Newmar seems to have chosen the plastic surgery route, while searching for the fountain of youth, and these before and after photos would suggest shes undergone procedures such as a facelift, brow lift, facial fillers, lip injections and last but not least, botox injections.
Some have suggested that the results of her plastic surgery makeover was a sensational success, which wiped away years from her appearance, and while I'll agree she doesn't quite look her age, Ms. Newmar also doesn't look very natural either.

Melanie Griffith before and after plastic surgery

So ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you, what is your verdict in the case of Julie Newmar vs. the plastic surgeons scalpel?

Angelyne Plastic Surgery

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please turn your attention to today's plastic surgery victim, Ms. Angelyne, shes an American model and local Hollywood quasi icon, known for her self-advertising method via giant billboards in the Los Angeles area.

Gwyneth Paltrow before and after plastic surgery

And while she is virtually unknown outside of her natural habitat (Hollywood), Angelyne has gained wider attention for her interesting plastic surgery makeover, with a presumed personal goal of becoming "Barbie-like".
Angelyne is believed to have undergone multiple plastic surgery procedures, including breast implants (perhaps more than one), facelift(s), nose job and facial fillers.

Blake Lively before and after nose job plastic surgery

What do you think folks, is Angelyne a sight for sore eyes, or is she merely sore from all those plastic surgery operations, with an impending eye lift...

Olivia Newton-John Plastic Surgery

Olivia Newton-John before and after plastic surgery.

Olivia Newton-John is a sensationally successful English born Grammy award winning singer and actress, who has achieved five number one singles and fourteen certified gold albums, however she is known by many for her role opposite John Travolta, in the wildly popular film, Grease.

Once upon a time back in 2005, Ms. Newton-John was quoted as saying: "I haven’t had plastic surgery yet, though I would never say never. However, I would like to think that I won't because the thought of it is an uncomfortable one. I think I'm just fortunate, genetically, and I've always said that I want to age gracefully like my mum did."

Wayne Newton before and after plastic surgery

However the mere thought of plastic surgery, must have triggered something for Olivia, considering the singers facial appears has taken on a new image, over the course of the previous five years.
The before and after photos above, showcase the the singers inevitable signs of aging, with sagging and thinning skin, which ultimately transformed into an extra tight, tucked and supple looking result, perhaps due to procedures such as a facelift, eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty), along with facial fillers like Restylane and Juvederm to smooth away deep wrinkles, and botox injections to tighten things up a bit.

Jackie Stallone before and after plastic surgery

As you may know, whenever a patient starts dabbling in facelift nips and tucks, there is always a chance for that scary subhuman result, however in the case of Olivia Newton-John, she doesn't appear quite as "shocking" as we've seen with previous celebrity plastic surgery victims... Perhaps a diamond in the rough?

Pete Burns Botched Plastic Surgery Face

English singer from the band Dead or Alive, Pete Burns, was recently spotted while taking a stroll with his boyfriend (not pictured), while revealing his drastically altered facial appearance, due to plastic surgery.

As you may remember, Mr Burns underwent extensive plastic surgery, including lip implants, cheek implants among other suspected operations, needless to say the results were extremely botched, in fact he later sued the surgeon and was awarded £450,000.

Nicole Kidman before and after plastic surgery

Regarding his botched lip implants, Pete said: "I am just glad the case is now over. It is a terrible experience living with the trauma and worry of injury and disability and to have to re-live and recount the details and circumstances of how your injuries happened for the purposes of evidence for the court. It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal."

Megan Fox lips before and after injections

Fortunately for the Mr. Burns, he located a specialist in London to maintains his face and the damage that had already been done, without amputating anything.
Above we see a couple of old school photos of Pete Burns, before he began experimenting with plastic surgery enhancements.

Lyn May Plastic Surgery - Before After

Lyn May before and after plastic surgery.

Buckle your safety belts boys and girls, because Mexican actress/acrobat, Ms. Lyn May is taking us into a dark desolate realm of our culture, a sinister place located on a distant edge of both realism and fiction, a place known only as... The Twilight Zone!

From the looks of her pixelated before photo, I'd say Lyn May had a very nice and promising facial structure, with lovely large cheek bones and and exceptionally full lips, however that clearly wasn't "cutting" it for the B-movie actress.

Burt Reynolds before and after plastic surgery

And now as we glance at the after photo, we first take a deep breath and point to the area of her face which has been altered...
Lyn May has been suspected of undergoing the following plastic surgery procedures: Eye lift (blepharoplasty), nose job (rhinoplasty), cheek implants, lip injections and perhaps the most altering procedure of all appears to be a lifetime supply of facial fillers, perhaps Juvederm or Restylane among numerous other injectables which has seemingly rendered her face puffy and doughy looking.

If i had to piece together her appearance by recalling other botched plastic surgery victims, I'd mix in one scoop of Maria Geronazzo, a dash of Marijke Helwegen and two heaping handfuls of Jocelyn Wildenstein, plus a carrot on top.
And if i didn't know any better, i would say we're looking at a pair of good ol' fashion breast implants in this photo... Just call it a hunch.

Heidi Fleiss before and after plastic surgery

But seriously, how does a plastic surgeon keep his or her license after preforming such a disastrous set of plastic surgery procedures? Assuming the doctor was even certified.

Irma Serrano La Tigresa Plastic Surgery

Irma Serrano La Tigresa plastic surgery disaster.

Meet Irma Serrano or perhaps better known as "La Tigresa", a Mexican actress and singer who has appeared in over 100 films, along with a lengthy television stint and a career which has been laced with controversy and scandal, including a rumored affair with Mexican President Gustavo Diaz Ordaz in 1967.

And despite Irma Serrano's tremendous success and failure, she is perhaps best known for her extremely overdone plastic surgery procedures, which includes a botched nose job that left her nose completely disfigured with virtually nonexistent nostrils.
Aside from the notoriously bad rhinoplasty, the actress is also believed to have undergone a complete facelift procedure and had facial filers among numerous other suspected operations.

Jennifer Lopez before and after plastic surgery

I can't quite decide if she looks more like Jackie Stallone or a female Mickey Rourke.
We've featured plenty of unfortunately botched celebrity cosmetic surgeries in the past, and i think it goes without saying, Irma Serrano ranks in the top ten of any disaster list.

Kat Von D nose job plastic surgery

Another sad story of beauty obsession, which quickly turned into a frighting episode of the Twilight Zone...

Melanie Griffith Plastic Surgery - Before After

Melanie Griffith before and after plastic surgery.

Once again we have the always evolving Hollywood starlet, Melanie Griffith, as we compare before and after photos to determine which plastic surgery procedures she has actually undergone.

Last time we featured the actress, it was to showcase her exceedingly large lip injection/implants, however many other gossip sites believe Ms. Griffith has endured several other operations as well. Including an eye lift, brow lift, botox, cheek implants and perhaps even a mini face lift.

Burt Reynolds before and after plastic surgery

And due to her frozen forehead, elevated eyebrows and stiff facial expressions, it would seem quite evident that she has in fact received an ample amount of botox injections, along with a brow lift and eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty).
As for the other rumored procedures, cheek implants are a possibility, however it appears more likely she had some type of facial filler, which would explain the round plumpness to her face in the after photos.

Kenny Rogers before and after plastic surgery

Believe it or not, some have speculated that shes also had some work done on her nose, but we'll save our assessment on that topic for a rainy day, meanwhile lets hear your own personal conclusions on her entire plastic surgery makeover.

Shauna Sand Before And After Plastic Surgery

Shauna Sand before and after plastic surgery pictures.

Shauna Sand is yet another plastic surgery obsessed quasi celebrity who is famous for all the wrong reasons. You might know the modified barbie doll from appearing in playboy magazine over a decade ago, or perhaps for her marriage to actor Lorenzo Lamas, which ended after she got too friendly with Lorenzo's oldest son.

Holly Madison before and after plastic surgery

It seems like Shauna Sand is making a slow but never ending transformation into one of the premier plastic disasters of our time. And things just keep getting bigger and tighter all the time...
Shauna Sand has been associated with a rather long list of alleged procedures, including the likes of a brow lift, botox, lip injections, facial fillers and multiple breast augmentations. And more recently, she has been suspected of altering her nose, by reshaping the tip.
One of the most peculiar things about her plastic surgery, is her ever changing breast size, which has taken on many different shapes and sizes over the last decade or so.

Lisa Rinna lip augmentation plastic surgery

And just about a year ago, there was a rather disturbing candid photo that showcased a very complicated and misshaped nipple, which was evidently the result of her breast implants surgeries. However we'll respect your lunch and not show the photo here.
Shauna Sand hasn't quite reached the botched surgery status of "cat woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein, but give her some time, she isn't quite 40 yet...

Karen Mulder Plastic Surgery

Karen Mulder before and after plastic surgery.

Karen Mulder is a tremendously successful Dutch model who rose to fame in early 90's after gracing the catwalk for such designers as Valentino, Giorgio Armani and Versace. She soon established her name high atop the industries leading models, along side the sleek physiques of Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss.

It was all rainbows and lolly pops back then, aside from her bout with chronic depression and drug addiction, however more recently Karen Mulder has fallen on tough times after undergoing plastic surgery and then later allegedly threatening to attack her plastic surgeon.
It was never made clear which particular plastic surgery procedure the model was upset with, but these before and after pictures give us a good idea of what tool place.

Vivica Fox before and after plastic surgery

From the looks of these snapshots along with the rumors plastered around the internet, it would appear that Karen Mulder underwent the following operations. A tightly pulled facelift, along with cheek implants and a few doses of botox or facial fillers such as juvederm or restylane.
The fact of the matter is, there is always going to be a risk of undesirable plastic surgery results, and no matter how many threatening phone calls you make to the plastic surgeon, whats done is done.

Priscilla Presley botched plastic surgery

Surely you are chomping at the bit about Karen Mulder's plastic surgery mishap, so lets hear what you have to say! Keep it respectable if possible.

Maria Geronazzo Before And After

Maria Geronazzo is a Hungarian celebrity who is best known for her shocking plastic surgery procedures which has made her a spectacle on local Hungarian television. See her before and after plastic surgery pictures below.
Over the years we've seen our fair share of awful plastic surgery disasters, but never have we seen such absurdly over inflated lip implants, ever!

Lisa Rinna and Nikki Cox don't even compare to the mega monster lips of doom we see in these pictures, perhaps Italian socialite Michaela Romanini is the closest we've seen in terms of sheer size.
Clearly Maria Geronazzo's massive lips are the most shocking procedure in her plastic surgery episode, however it looks as if she had a few nip/tucks around her eyes as well.
Here we see a double take of Maria Geronazzo, with both pictures demonstrating her appearance before she took the dive into plastic surgery. The results speak for themselves, simply a plastic surgery mishap for the ages.
Above we see a recent photo of Hungarian celebrity, Maria Geronazzo, after her latest transformation at the hands of plastic surgery. Exceedingly large breast implants and facial fillers/botox seems to be the culprit this time around.

Stay tuned for the continuing plastic surgery saga of the mysterious Maria Geronazzo, i have a feeling shes not done, just yet...

Ray Liotta Plastic Surgery

Ray Liotta before and after plastic surgery?

Ray Liotta is an excellent long time hollywood actor who is known for his rugged good looks and tough guy roles, however as of today he's looking a little soft or should i say "plump"?

We recently featured Brad Pitt on this site, another actor who once struggled with acne scarring and seemingly opted for Restylane facial injections. Ray Liotta appears to have chosen the same Restylane treatment, however on a much more extreme level, causing his face to look very plump and doughy.
While plastic surgery rumors and Ray Liotta have been a topic of discussion for awhile now, Ray Liotta has firmly denied any plastic surgery procedures whatsoever.

Brad Pitt Plastic Surgery

Brad Pitt before and after plastic surgery, facial fillers?

There have been plenty of plastic surgery rumors surrounding Brad Pitt for a few years now, and for good reason. When you see an actors face go from rugged with lines and acne scars to supple and smooth, somethings gotta give, right?

Heather Locklear plastic surgery

Some people have said that Brad Pitt underwent a chemical peel and or laser treatments to refined the texture of his skin, however i firmly believe that he opted for Restylane facial injections.

Joan Rivers before and after plastic surgery
Thank goodness he didn't go all out and decide to get a full blown facelift! Lets keep our fingers crossed on that one.

Clay Aiken Before And After Plastic Surgery

Clay Aiken before and after plastic surgery.

What exactly is going on with the former American Idol star, Clay Aiken?

Clay Aiken almost looks like a completely different person, in just a few short years he went from Opie Taylor to a mirror image of botched plastic surgery.
Or perhaps he just packed on a lot of extra weight??? Either facial fillers or weight gain, one or the other.